Thursday, October 23, 2003

The Chicken Theory

ok, where to begin?....

ah yes, why don't we start with a conspiracy theory that's been brewing in my head for the longest time now. It's about the connection of the Matrix to KFC (Warning: Geek stuff ahead).

Yes, that's right, as in the chicken place. Well, if you've watched Reloaded, Neo meets this guy called the Architect who's supposedly the creator of the Martix. Well, this fellow (spewing all sorts of techno-babble about fate and ramblings on the destiny of the entire human race) looks suprsingly similar to Col. Sanders, the patron saint of our beloved fried chicken.

I then remebered Mouse (the skinny dude who died from the first movie) telling Neo that everything tastes like chicken. Allow me to refresh y'all with this scene:

Mouse (to Neo): You know what it really reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?

Switch : No, but technically, neither did you.

Mouse : That's exactly my point. Exactly. Because you have to wonder now, how did the machines really know what Tasty Wheat tasted like, huh? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like, uh..oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken for example, maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything. Maybe they couldn't...

Apoc : Shut up, Mouse.

So there. If you're following this twisted line of thought, I conclude that KFC is yet another form of control within the Matrix. I can't really fully elaborate on the details of this diabolical scheme for now, I'll be doing some more thought first.