Wednesday, November 05, 2003
More on the Pimp Juice issue. I'm glad they slammed Nelly for his nonsense. He's always yapping about how much money he has, or how phat his ride is, or other materialistic BS. I'm not about to rattle off on morality or anything like that but come on, this is just nuts. What's in a name, some might ask, but would any self-respecting woman really drink that crap? He's narrowing down his target consumer group, he should have also released "Ho / Bitch Juice" to diversify his market. Yeah, I bet all my bling-bling that would sell like hotcakes.... pure genius (NOT).

He says, "Pimp Juice is anything [that] attract[s] the opposite sex ...It could be money, fame or straight intellect; it don't matter! Pimp Juice is color blind; you find it works on all colors, creeds and kinds, from ages 50 right down to nine." Uh-huh, sure. Well, when I last checked, Pimp is a guy peddling flesh out on the street (http://www.m-w.com):

Pronunciation: 'pimp
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: 1600
: a man who solicits clients for a prostitute

Was Nelly the brains behind this concept? This will really help African-Americans eliminate the notion that the majority of them are gang-bangers and lowlives. After this all of this dies down, I just hope Nelly won't whine about how other people stereotype Blacks as criminally inclined. Not after this s**t that he pulled, and his songs. This testoterone junk is just way too cliche for me.

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